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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:44

Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
—
Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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